Little Dog Attempts Suicide With Lawn Mower

"Little Dog Attempts Suicide With Lawn Mower" is the 5th episode of Norm's Bar Stool.

Synopsis
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I just got the lawn mower out of the garage to bring it to the front yard to mow when my little crazy Pomeranian decided to attack it. So I got the video camera. Do not worry the mower was off the whole time. After I was done with the front yard I brought the dog inside before bringing the mower back into the back yard. Then I slit its throat, dragged the body into the kitchen and put it in the sink, let all of the blood flow out. Vera removed its fur, took the guts out and then cooked the dog. It was the best tasting dog I've ever had! Also, Vera used the dog's guts to make  a delicious soup, it was nice as well!